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Background/ Misc. Info

Name: James Krause
B-Day: August 23, 1983
Home: Moreno Valley, California
Nicknames: (besides idiot and moron) congofeet,feet, bonehead

If you are wondering why people call me congofeet or feet the answer is quite simple. Many people think I have big feet but they are only size 14. You know what they say about people with big feet... they have big shoes.

What James wants in a Woman

I know all the ladies want to know 'What does James look for in a girl' so here is the list. (Warning: this list does have the right to expand or suddenly change) This list is in no particular order. (*) denotes must have

Sense of humor and the ability to laugh*

A good looking face*

Decent body*

Ability to make me laugh*

Smart*

5'3" or taller

Likes Dr. Pepper

Watches Sports

Plays Video Games

Does not stop me from watching sports*

Does not force me to 'read between the lines', but does not put everything bluntly*

Does not mind that I have no religion*

Does not force her religion on me*

Likes metal/hard rock music

Does not listen to bands like N'SUCK

Not easily offended by language or perverted jokes*




Things I Like

The Simpsons

The Movie Dumb and Dumber

Metal/ Hard rock music

People with a sense of humor

People who laugh

Biology

The Los Angeles Lakers

The Los Angeles Dodgers

The Anahiem Mighty Ducks

Playing sports

Video Games

Dr. Pepper

Garfield

The Far Side

Dragon Ball Z

Sleeping till 12 in the afternoon

Things I Hate

People who can't or don't laugh

People that try and change me

People who use the phrase 'I seen that' without knowing it is incorrect

Bug bites

People who have a bitchy attitude

Stupid and/or incompetent people

The Yankees

Karl Malone

N'SUCK and that genre of music

Caffeine free soda

The word CUTE

People who use the word CUTE to describe everything

Skorts (half skirt and half shorts)

Women who do not know thier limits on clothing tightness

Bill Walton and his commentary

People who change thier "favorite" team more than thier underwear, basing thier decision only on the teams record.

Women (or anyone) that force me to read between the lines

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