after years and years of trying to get my orginal screen name on AIM I finally got it... I finally have Congofeet again... and it is about time. So keep a look out for me as Congofeet now...no damn number letter combos anymore...yay!
posted by Congofeet at 11:40 AM

got this in an email:

Obtain a diploma in 2 weeks

Academic Qualifications available from prestigious NON-ACC REDITED uni
versities.

Do you have the knowledge and the experience but lack the qualifications?

Are you getti ng turned down time and time again for the job of your dreams because y ou
just don't have the right letters after your nam e?

Get the prestige that you deserve today!

Move ahead in your career today!

B achelors, Mas ters and P hD's available in your f ield!

No examinations! No classes! No textbooks!

Call to register and receive your qual ifications within days!

24 hours a day 7 days a week!

Confidentiality assured!

Haha...this is almost as bad as that weekend course that I took in mexico to become a certified plastic surgeon...that reminds me, anybody need a nose job
posted by Congofeet at 8:54 AM

James,

I would like to thank you for responding to my job announcement. Please respond to this email with a copy of your resume in Word format and the best number in which to contact you. I would like to initially conduct a phone interview with you.

Regards,

Kenneth Ramey

Oh, here is the job description:

Title: Wildlife/ Wetland Biologist
Company: Aerotek E & E
Skills Needed: NEPA/CEQA, WETLAND DELINEATIONS, BIOLOGICAL ASSESSMENTS, 404 AND 401 PERMIT APPLICATIONS, EXCELLENT WRITTEN AND VERBAL COMMUNICATION SKILL
Location: Sacramento, Sacramento, California
Category: Environmental Jobs
Rate: $40,000 - $53,000 per Year
posted by Congofeet at 6:12 AM

GPA this quarter = 3.5

Oddly kind of saddened by my grades this quarter. At least I qualify for good student discount one more time. Two quarters in a row...too bad that I could not do this like you know...4 years ago. I wish that I could have gotten my gpa up to 3.0... at this rate it would have only taken like one more year, but alas I have already graduated. At least my current gpa is a ton higher than it was at the end of freshman year. Okay, bed time.

Oh, and this is kinda cool.
posted by Congofeet at 2:38 AM

It's Game Time.

Paper was 28 pages long.

I am nervous as hell.

Presentation is at 11:40am.

I hope somebody before me screws up so that I dont feel so much pressure.
posted by Congofeet at 8:04 AM

A couple things...I changed my voicemail so that I can sound more professional since that is the number I have been giving out. So when you hear it, don't freak out. Second, I am excited, I just applied for this job! Wish me luck.
posted by Congofeet at 9:16 PM

Got a couple interesting emails:

Dear Frined,

I am Barrister Koffi who contact you long ago, I'm
happy to inform you about my success in getting those
funds transferred under the cooperation of a new
partner from paraguay. Presently i'm in Paraguay for
investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in transferring those funds
despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is
Mr.Williams, on Phone: +229-9348-XXXXX or
email < williamscole2@XXXXX.com > call him as soon
as you recive my mail and ask him to send you the total
of $800.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for
all the past efforts and attempts to
assist me in this matter.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so
feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr.
Williams and instruct him where to send the
amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you
receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferness at that time. in the moment, I'm very busy
here because of the investment projects which me and
the new partner are having at hand.

Finally remember that I had forwarded instruction to
the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so
feel free to get in touch with him,he will send the
amount to you without any delay. so contact my
secretary in Benin his name is Mr. Williams call him on
phone +229-9348-XXXX and email him
< williamscole2@XXXXX.com >

Yours Faithfully
Barrister Koffi

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Here is the second one:

¡Tengo nueva dirección de correo!

Ahora puedes escribirme a: harry1_attah@XXXXX.com

Attention: Beloved,



I am the chairman of the contract award committee of the Gold and Natural resources ministry here in South Africa, for security reasons, I may not wish to disclose the most important thing for now until I hear from you.



After due deliberation with my partner, I decided to forward to you this business proposal, we want you to assist us receive the sum of Twenty eight million, six hundred thousand united state bills ($28.6M) into your account.



This fund resulted from an over-invoiced contract awarded by us under the budget allocation to my ministry and the bill was approved for payment by the concerned ministries. The contract was executed, commissioned and the contractor was paid his actual cost of the contract. Now, we are left with the balance of $28.6M as the over invoiced amount, which we have deliberately over estimated for our own use. Please note that the law forbids civil servants to operate or own foreign accounts hence this contact, we have agreed to share the money in the following percentages: 30 for you, 60 for us 10 for tax as may be required by your government, because we don?t need anything will delay this money when it arrive in your bank account.



Note that this transaction is very much free from all sorts of risk hence the business was carefully planned before it was successfully executed and we the officials involved in the deal have put many years in service to our ministry. We have been exercising patience for this privilege for so long not until the presidential announcement last week, that all foreign contractors owed be paid forthwith, this will enable the presidency reconcile our debt ratio with the outside world and to most of us, this is a lifetime blessing we cannot afford to miss.



Upon indication of your interest to fully co-operate with us, a payment application/information form will be sent to you via email for completion. Note that the following information: your private phone number and email address willenable us seek/secure approval of the fund from the concerned government quarters/ministries within 3-4 banking days.



As soon as we confirm receipt of this money in your nominated bank account, my partner and I will come over to your country to arrange for our own share and possibly invest part of this money in your country. Let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this transaction.



I shall furnish you with some details about myself. Your prompt reply will be highly appreciated.



Best regards.

Mr. Harry Attah

- Harry Attah


I like the email service the first one uses...you can see the stamp at the end of the email. And I like how large the sum of money on the second one...28 million...and I would get 30% that wacky Harry Attah
posted by Congofeet at 12:13 AM